in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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