Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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