Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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