its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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