Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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