16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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