I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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