Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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