also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
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