He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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