You really coming over, don't trick.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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