it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
