Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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