the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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