we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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