What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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