it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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