I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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