that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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