You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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