how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
