i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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