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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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