so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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