North Korea, Best Korea!
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
Randomize
