I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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