Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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