There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
He kissed a someone with a penis
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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