I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
What a dumb baby whore.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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