Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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