I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
i out mim tonsoeep
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