New invention idea: vibrating tampons
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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