I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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