Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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