Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i may or may not be watching the land before time
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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