you would pick up someone in the library
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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