Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
her vagine was all disorganized.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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