it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
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