dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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