i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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