is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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