I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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