I feel like I'm in dance class right now
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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