No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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