Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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