I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
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