Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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