so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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