I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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