My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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