The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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