Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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