what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
