I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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