alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Come share oat with me in your robe
not ubering you a puppy
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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